I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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