Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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