So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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