This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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