Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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