It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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