The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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