I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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