Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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