She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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