I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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