I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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