so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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