Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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