I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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