Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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