oh god the rape fog is back!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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