Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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