We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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