How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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