STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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