I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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