You're completely useless in the revolution.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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