Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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