For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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