I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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