your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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