your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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