I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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