nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
