So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
