He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Let's get the cat blown out
I need to wash the frat house off of me
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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