5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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