Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
