I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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