I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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