She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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