I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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