I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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