Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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