Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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