there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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