I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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