stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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