He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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