You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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