so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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