i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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