What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
it was like eating out sand paper
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Randomize
