I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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