His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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