I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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